May 2013
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really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
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Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
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tendaysago:
do you just have that one person in your life that you’re just like
no babe ur more like this
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do you just have that one person in your life that you’re just like
royal-high:
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
did this shit go to my high school because i think i know him lol
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rainbootsandunicycles reblogged your post: rainbootsandunicycles replied to…
IAN MALCOLM IS ONE OF THE HOTTEST BOOK CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME. SWEET GLORY GOODNESS!
and his laugh is angelic. actually it’s scary. go look it up on youtube it’s hlarious
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rainbootsandunicycles replied to your post: unspeakably kawaii i cant even deal rn -face in…
IAN MALCOLM
he hasnt been introduced yet, but he’s drawing little vague squiggly lines and blabbing about something i dont get
i love him already
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unspeakably kawaii i cant even deal rn -face in blankets-
in other news im reading jurassic park
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apparently me x alkedama is bandersnatchshipping
whatever the fuck that means
yes you can ship us steph, this is one of those cases where shipping irl people isnt creepy
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reblogallthenerdythings:
As far as I can tell, if something starts with ‘M’, it’s bad news
Morgoth
Mordred
Mount Doom
Darth Maul
The Master
Moriarty
Morganna
Moffat
Mark Gatiss
METATRON
Morgenstern
The Meta
menstruation
Me
mittens
hinoneko:
initiala:
A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”
So apparently on school...
lzbth:
‘im not a feminist’ ‘why?’ ‘because i don’t hate men’
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that feel when u say “lemme tell u about homestuck” to ur sister and she says “ok”
my sister is cool ok
