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Hi I'm Renée and I like birds

i used to really like jontron and now apparently he’s acting more and more like a gross neckbeard

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i dont really want to watch his stuff anymore now…

— 8 minutes ago

ueeeghhh….i think im addicted to caffeine. my head hurts and im perpetually tired.

— 32 minutes ago

shethicc:

i never see pictures of katy perry on my dash and i just wanna thank yall

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— 53 minutes ago with 13331 notes
geebootaro:

今日のゆず Today’s Yuzu
変わらずに怪獣だったけどね(*^o^*) Yuzu is a dinosaur as usual. (*^o^*)
 #conure #mybird #yuzu #greencheek #ホオミドリアカオウロコインコ

geebootaro:

今日のゆず
Today’s Yuzu

変わらずに怪獣だったけどね(*^o^*)
Yuzu is a dinosaur as usual. (*^o^*)


#conure #mybird #yuzu #greencheek #ホオミドリアカオウロコインコ

— 14 hours ago with 33 notes
#birds  #this bird is so cute all the time 

asylum-art:

Bird Sculptures Constructed from Wire by Celia Smith

UK artist Celia Smith works with various forms of wire to create delicate bird sculptures and installations. While somewhat abstract in appearance, the pieces are almost lifelike in form and scale as if drawn with a pen. You can see over 50 different pieces by the artist on her website.

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— 14 hours ago with 1189 notes
#birds 

robinnnnnnnnnnn:

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

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— 14 hours ago with 240844 notes
#video  #blood  #i think you may need to lay down and avoid pulling those stitches hun D: 
18 And Blunder, Part 3

rhyzface:

(I work in a satellite call center and help customers with billing as well as tech support. A customer calls in upset about her last bill.)

Customer: “My bill is only supposed to be $67.99 a month and this month it was over $700!! I had to come home early to have time to call you about this. What are you people trying to pull on me!?”

Me: “I will me more than happy to look at this for you as I can definitely see why this would make you upset.

(I can immediately see the issue: two to three adult pay-per-view movies at $17.99 each have been ordered several times a day for the last two weeks.)

Me: Looking at the bill, I think I see exactly where the problem is. Do you or your husband watch any um… mature themed movies?”

Customer: “What!? I don’t watch that smut and besides, it’s just my son and I who live here! I don’t like what you’re insinuating! I demand you remove these charges!!”

Me: *catching on almost immediately as I have two older sons myself* “Ahh, I think I might see the problem ma’am. Let me ask you this if I may… How old is your son?”

Customer: “Not that it’s any of your business, but he’s 13.”

Me: “Uh huh. And if I might ask, what time does he get out of school?”

Customer: “He gets out of school at about two, and then gets rights to studying in his room. He’s going to go to college when he’s older. He’s absolutely brilliant. He studies all day long in there.”

Me: “Right. Well, the reason I ask is because I can see the time these movies are ordered AND the receiver that they are ordered on. Ma’am, it looks like ALL of them are ordered on the receiver in one of the bedrooms, and ALL between the times of around 2:15 pm and about 4:30 pm. About what time do you normally get home from work, if you don’t mind me asking?”

Customer: *getting livid about now* “Now look here, missy! I don’t like the idea that you think my son is watching that smut on TV and I most certainly don’t like the idea that you think that I would tolerate that in a Christian house like mine. I demand that you both remove this… this… filth from my bill and apologize to me for even thinking that my boy would even know what some of this… this… stuff even is!!”

(As she’s ranting on about her beautiful, pure, Christian son I see yet another expensive adult PPV being ordered so I interrupt her tirade.)

Me: “Ma’am! I don’t want to be rude, but is your son home right now?”

Customer: “Yes, he is!”

Me: “Good! Because, I see another of these movies is being ordered right now. So do this: just go in and tell me what you see, and if it’s not porn, I’ll be more than happy to remove every one of these charges.”

Customer: “Fine! I’ll show you that my son is a good boy and—” *I hear a door open*

Son: “MOM!” *call drops*

(I laugh my a** off for five minutes. And no, I didn’t credit even one PPV charge.)

Related:
18 And Blunder, Part 2
18 And Blunder

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— 14 hours ago with 46 notes
#long post  #deny deny deny