I love how comforting Wheatley is when he has to inform you that you did, in fact, just jump.
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There is nothing I find more frustrating on the internet than people who actually believe that by pointing out what they believe are flaws of others, they can validate their own beliefs.
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hey snapple “real facts”
why are your “real facts” in QUOTATION MARKS
HUH
IS THERE NO JUSTICE
WHO CAN I EVEN TRUST ANY MORE
Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50Source: Sylvia Path
Animazement. Commuting distance to El Dorado.
(Oh, like you don’t want me to want to go to
Spainthe cosplayers’ blog.)Chel’s Angels?
The Spanish Inquisition.
I wasn’t expecting it.
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Series of Ugly Undersea Creatures swimming up to investigate the cameras
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