dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

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The Manifestations of Delusions.

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sinidentidades:

CeCe McDonald

TW: Racism, Violence, Transphobia, Murder 

Around 12:30 am on June 5, 2011, CeCe was walking to the grocery store with some friends, all of them young, African American, and LGBTIQ or allied. As they passed a local bar, the Schooner Tavern, a group of older, white people who were standing outside the bar’s side door began hurling racist and transphobic slurs at them, without provocation.  They called CeCe and her friends ‘faggots,’ ‘niggers,’ and ‘chicks with dicks,’ and suggested that CeCe was ‘dressed as a woman’ in order to ‘rape’ Dean Schmitz, one of the attackers. When CeCe approached the group and told them that her crew would not tolerate hate speech, one of the women said, “I’ll take you bitches on,” and then smashed her glass into CeCe’s face. She punctured CeCe’s cheek all the way through, lacerating her salivary gland. A fight ensued, during which one of the attackers, Dean Schmitz, was fatally stabbed.

The only person arrested that night was CeCe.  She was briefly taken to the hospital where she received 11 stitches in her cheek. While she was still suffering both physically and mentally from this traumatic incident, she was left alone in a room for three hours and then interrogated, and then placed in solitary confinement at the Hennepin County men’s jail. She spent the next several months in jail and had to wait almost two months between her initial doctors’ visit and a much-needed follow-up appointment.

After her arrest, CeCe was quickly charged with second-degree murder. In short, she was prosecuted for surviving a violent, racist, transphobic attack. 

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what the actual fuck is wrong with the world

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daviddrag:

Does anyone ever get blown away by the fact that everything in all of existence is just unimaginably small particles arranged in slightly different ways.

Like, take the human body. We’re just made up of tons of molecules that have somehow formed a sapient being. How fucking cool is that.

sevenplusfour:

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networkandsharingcenter:

globochem:

This story truly is the gift that keeps on giving. [link]

I’m just surprised this took longer than I expected it to. 

the Amy’s Baking Company rollercoaster ride does not stop

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i-touched-eridans-butt:

I went on Google Images and typed in Samurai Jack andI was not disapointed

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frostbackscat:

One of the best animated villains in the entire fucking universe.

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When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

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We’re knights of the Round Table
We dance whene’er we’re able
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot.

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also i saw the great gatsby today.

I…was disappointed. I loved the book, and I’m not entirely sure the movie really captured the spirit of it. 

however, I do think dicaprio made a great gatsby (huehuehue)

if you plan on seeing it, read the book first ok?

noughhh i saw spoilers orz

damn you tumblr savior

do your job

espeonchan:

everyone acts like pitbulls are so mean but they always look at you like you’re in the midst of a tender therapy session

“and how does that make you feel”

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