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Ryan made fun of my intro so I made a new one. hi im Renée and im 21

so-i-did-this-thing:

chairhiro:

handsomejackass:

do-you-have-a-flag:

fav person of the day

because actually helping people with cosplay emergencies!

literally the most important man at supanova this year

he gave me double sided tape

what a good human being

petition to have a designated Captain Patch-It at all cons from now on.

Every con needs a squad of these guys.

(via kiramekirari)

— 2 hours ago with 57030 notes
unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 

unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 

(Source: rasterizing, via forgetexigo)

— 2 hours ago with 35437 notes
#it's true 
angelsigils:

The tumblr app gets a little confused sometimes

angelsigils:

The tumblr app gets a little confused sometimes

(via sailorleo)

— 2 hours ago with 62905 notes
a-wintersoldier:

omg i was fooling around with gif making and the loop makes it look like they’re playing a really intense game of frisbee.

a-wintersoldier:

omg i was fooling around with gif making and the loop makes it look like they’re playing a really intense game of frisbee.

(via krunkidile)

— 2 hours ago with 55843 notes
seewaymore:

Blow gently on your screen

seewaymore:

Blow gently on your screen

(Source: facebook.com, via forgetexigo)

— 2 hours ago with 44246 notes

professionaldaydreamer2:

Coping strategy for when you are trapped in conversations with obnoxious people:
1. Pick a spot nearby, around eye level, preferably a small object. That is now the camera.
2. When they say something you just cannot stand, look directly into the camera like you’re on The Office
3. Repeat as often as needed

(via madammonkey)

— 4 hours ago with 2389 notes

actual footage of me and purple-riot

he’s lunch lady doris

— 13 hours ago with 1 note
#video  #the simpsons  #even though he's the scottish one... 

phanphanphan:

part of me wants to do really well in school and get an amazing job and the other part of me just wants to lie on the floor and do nothing ever because i’m gonna die in the end anyway

(via invisible-grrl)

— 22 hours ago with 38960 notes
hawt things to say in bed

morty-mcfly:

  • DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT ME SIR
  • YES I BITE MY THUMB
  • DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US SIR
  • DO YOU QUARREL SIR
  • quARREL Sir NO SIr

(via dragondicks)

— 23 hours ago with 695 notes

bloodcoloredstars:

citoyenprouvaire:

things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:

  • suits
  • lacy lingerie
  • eyeliner

But do they look good in those

AT THE SAME TIME?

yes

yes they do

— 1 day ago with 49507 notes

reklaimer:

SPYFALL - a 007 Parody with TF2 characters.

(Source: youtube.com)

— 1 day ago with 89 notes
#tf2