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Ryan made fun of my intro so I made a new one. hi im Renée and im 21

malformalady:

A Chinese businessman hid two illegally built extra storeys on his penthouse suite with trees and plants. The penthouse already had a roofgarden, but it was increased in size to deceive neighbours and officials.

"nope, no penthouse here….just trees.."

malformalady:

A Chinese businessman hid two illegally built extra storeys on his penthouse suite with trees and plants. The penthouse already had a roofgarden, but it was increased in size to deceive neighbours and officials.

"nope, no penthouse here….just trees.."

(via forgetexigo)

— 27 minutes ago with 11456 notes

xargen:

blacksquares:

next time you’re at a party in a town that you hate or dont give a shit about or something see how many dudes you can sneak off with and like go to take off their pants but then just pull their belt out of their pants and leave. see how many belts you can collect & compete with your friends. this is a sport called final fantasying

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(via starrypier)

— 6 hours ago with 61715 notes
humans-of-pdx:

"I don’t really like people, but it’s difficult to get comfortable with loneliness. I mean, I’ve tried to have friends, but it never works out. And I’m tired of going out alone. I’m ok staying in at my place. It smells good when I burn incense and I have a lot of records and I can just play video games.” The bus she was waiting for arrived. “Do you need to go?” "It’s ok. Another one will come in ten minutes… But then, you know, sometimes I just want a partner— a relationship. It would be nice to share this part of my life with someone. I’ve been single for years, and you know, there are people I could call if I wanted to. But people always end up saying things that rub me the wrong way, or if I open up to them, suddenly they want me to be their best friend, and I don’t want people to have expectations of me. I don’t want to waste anyone else’s time if I’m not interested in being close to them." Another bus came and went while she told me about the loneliness, wiping tears from her eyes. Then another. “I’m sorry, I’ve talked too long.” "It’s really ok. Sometimes we just need to connect." "Yeah, I forget that sometimes."

humans-of-pdx:


"I don’t really like people, but it’s difficult to get comfortable with loneliness. I mean, I’ve tried to have friends, but it never works out. And I’m tired of going out alone. I’m ok staying in at my place. It smells good when I burn incense and I have a lot of records and I can just play video games.” 

The bus she was waiting for arrived. “Do you need to go?” 

"It’s ok. Another one will come in ten minutes… But then, you know, sometimes I just want a partner— a relationship. It would be nice to share this part of my life with someone. I’ve been single for years, and you know, there are people I could call if I wanted to. But people always end up saying things that rub me the wrong way, or if I open up to them, suddenly they want me to be their best friend, and I don’t want people to have expectations of me. I don’t want to waste anyone else’s time if I’m not interested in being close to them." 

Another bus came and went while she told me about the loneliness, wiping tears from her eyes. Then another. “I’m sorry, I’ve talked too long.” 

"It’s really ok. Sometimes we just need to connect." 

"Yeah, I forget that sometimes."

(via banavalope)

— 6 hours ago with 3131 notes
#I totally feel you gurl 

spockhetti:

wo-nderland:

Once u mess up liquid eyeliner there is no going back

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(Source: wo-nderland, via heynowitsjasmin)

— 7 hours ago with 85778 notes
"I don’t consider myself a feminist, I prefer to call myself a humanist or an egalitarian."
Pseudo-intellectual white dude who prefers to imagine that he’s more enlightened than feminists and also is uncomfortable with the thought that he’s part of the problem and also has a incorrect conception of feminism. (via brighterthanroses)

(Source: auto-rambler, via nekozneko)

— 7 hours ago with 26795 notes

nosecretstoreveal:

it’s amazing how for 13 years of my life I was able to wake up at 6am 5 days a week and now I can’t even manage waking up for a 1pm class twice a week

(via medicham)

— 12 hours ago with 51517 notes

#Looking at porn with jun

TRUEEEEE

(Source: hermione, via alkedama)

— 12 hours ago with 11891 notes

perlockholmes:

mean-old-levee:

what even was this film about

Shrubberies, curtains, French knights, and swallows.

(via elasticitymudflap)

— 13 hours ago with 13784 notes
Ive never been so disappointed on this, tumblr.com

Ive never been so disappointed on this, tumblr.com

— 1 day ago
#delete later 

Put your circuits in the sea
This is what the world is for

(Source: beatboxes)

— 1 day ago with 3494 notes
#music  #MGMT