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19. Bio major. South New Jersey/Chicago suburbs. Not that smart but pretends to be a genius. I've got issues, but so do you, so let's be friends :D

straighttohelvetica:

I love how comforting Wheatley is when he has to inform you that you did, in fact, just jump.

(via saibox)

— 15 minutes ago with 1927 notes
Ad hominem is a logical fallacy.

There is nothing I find more frustrating on the internet than people who actually believe that by pointing out what they believe are flaws of others, they can validate their own beliefs.

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— 17 minutes ago
#personal  #rant 
"Socializing is as exhausting as giving blood. People assume we loners are misanthropes, just ­sitting thinking, ‘Oh, people are such a bunch of assholes,’ but it’s really not like that. We just have a smaller tolerance for what it takes to be with others. It means having to perform. I get so tired of communicating."
Anneli Rufus (via jazzdaleks)

(Source: airplanes, via anemonepiperi)

— 46 minutes ago with 21020 notes

josiahfiles:

hey snapple “real facts”

why are your “real facts” in QUOTATION MARKS 

HUH

IS THERE NO JUSTICE

WHO CAN I EVEN TRUST ANY MORE

— 1 hour ago with 40 notes
Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member:

e-myself-and-pi:

edfreemaybe:

Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50

Source: Sylvia Path

— 1 hour ago with 8644 notes
FUCK
this is every doctor appointment i’ve ever had

FUCK

this is every doctor appointment i’ve ever had

(Source: anxietycat)

— 1 hour ago with 485 notes
kevinbolk:

sarah-bang:

Animazement. Commuting distance to El Dorado.
(Oh, like you don’t want me to want to go to Spain the cosplayers’ blog.)

Chel’s Angels?

kevinbolk:

sarah-bang:

Animazement. Commuting distance to El Dorado.

(Oh, like you don’t want me to want to go to Spain the cosplayers’ blog.)

Chel’s Angels?

— 2 hours ago with 164 notes

Series of Ugly Undersea Creatures swimming up to investigate the cameras

(Source: ptrparker, via e-myself-and-pi)

— 3 hours ago with 1579 notes